pumpkin
05-16-2006, 08:29 AM
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>Ghost Sex
>
> A professor atTexasA & MUniversitywas giving a lecture on the
>supernatural.
> To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here
>believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
> "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in
>ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40
>students raise their hands.
> "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
>anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their
>hand.
> "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their
>hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question
>further...Have any of**you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the
>back, Bubba raises his hand.
> The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years
>I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made
>love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
>experience." The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin,
>and began to make his way up to the podium.
> When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So,
>Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
> Bubba replied, "Shee-iit! From way back thar I thought you said
>"Goats."
>Ghost Sex
>
> A professor atTexasA & MUniversitywas giving a lecture on the
>supernatural.
> To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here
>believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
> "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in
>ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40
>students raise their hands.
> "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
>anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their
>hand.
> "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their
>hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question
>further...Have any of**you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the
>back, Bubba raises his hand.
> The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years
>I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made
>love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
>experience." The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin,
>and began to make his way up to the podium.
> When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So,
>Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
> Bubba replied, "Shee-iit! From way back thar I thought you said
>"Goats."