Mrs.Freeze
08-21-2008, 09:52 AM
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll
remember this story:
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the
front door
of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles
the few
feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support,
stuttering
she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos?'
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
'Yes we
do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.'
The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne,
tttenn
inchessss llong a aand aabbout twoo inchess ththiick... aaand
rruns by
bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, 'Yes we do'
She asks: ' Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo ttturrrnnn ttthe
ssunoooffabbitch offffff?'
remember this story:
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the
front door
of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles
the few
feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support,
stuttering
she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos?'
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
'Yes we
do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.'
The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne,
tttenn
inchessss llong a aand aabbout twoo inchess ththiick... aaand
rruns by
bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, 'Yes we do'
She asks: ' Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo ttturrrnnn ttthe
ssunoooffabbitch offffff?'