BLEW BUYOU
08-11-2008, 07:19 AM
A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on US 23
about 2 miles south of the Virginia/Kentucky State line.
When the trooper asked the drive why he was speeding,
the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was
on his way to Roanoke to do a show at the Shrine Circus.
He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling
and asked if the driver would do a little juggling for him
then he wouldn't give him a ticket.
He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and
didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and
asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit
them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, A car pulled in behind the
patrol car. A drunken good old boy, from Tennessee ,
got out, watched the performance, then went over to the
patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car,
opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was
doing.
The drunk replied, ' You might as well take my ass to jail,
cause there's no way I can pass that test.
about 2 miles south of the Virginia/Kentucky State line.
When the trooper asked the drive why he was speeding,
the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was
on his way to Roanoke to do a show at the Shrine Circus.
He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling
and asked if the driver would do a little juggling for him
then he wouldn't give him a ticket.
He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and
didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and
asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit
them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, A car pulled in behind the
patrol car. A drunken good old boy, from Tennessee ,
got out, watched the performance, then went over to the
patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car,
opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was
doing.
The drunk replied, ' You might as well take my ass to jail,
cause there's no way I can pass that test.