Mrs.Freeze
07-28-2008, 11:44 AM
> > A little off the beaten track, ha! Shame, shame on the sweet little sisters
> > of St. Francis! Would the Lord condone such behavior, me lady?
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> > A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign
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> > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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> > HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
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> > 10 MILES
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> > He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a
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> > Soon he sees another sign which reads:
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> > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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> > HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
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> > 5 MILES
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> > Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past
> > a third sign saying:
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> > HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
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> > NEXT RIGHT
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> > His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far
> > side of the parking lot is a stone building with a
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> > small sign next to the door reading:
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> > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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> > He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a
> > long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for
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> > He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
> > possibly doing business....'
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> > 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding
> > passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a
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> > closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
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> > He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the
> > door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the
> > large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
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> > He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the
> > door pulling it shut behind him.
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> > The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another
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> > GO IN PEACE.
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> > YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
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> > SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
> > of St. Francis! Would the Lord condone such behavior, me lady?
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> > A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign
> > out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
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> >
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> >
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> > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >
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> > HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
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> > 10 MILES
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> > He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a
> > second thought.....
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> > Soon he sees another sign which reads:
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> > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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> > HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
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> > 5 MILES
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> > Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past
> > a third sign saying:
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> > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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> > HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
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> > NEXT RIGHT
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> > His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far
> > side of the parking lot is a stone building with a
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > small sign next to the door reading:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
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> >
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> > He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a
> > long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > you my son?'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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> > He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
> > possibly doing business....'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding
> > passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the
> > door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the
> > large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the
> > door pulling it shut behind him.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another
> > sign:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > GO IN PEACE.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER