pumpkin
04-25-2006, 08:26 AM
A University of Alabama graduate had a flat tire, pulled off on the
side of the
road,
and
proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one
behind
it.
Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
turned
around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares
in
the
front and flares in the back! I never did understand it either."
side of the
road,
and
proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one
behind
it.
Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
turned
around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares
in
the
front and flares in the back! I never did understand it either."