Giving Up Wine

[Mrs.Freeze]

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'
'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. ' I
haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'



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[GeoProwler]

My wife should be young and sexy the rest of her life because on top of these three things, she has to have her manicure/pedicure.
Thanks for posting!:tu::tu::tu:

[Snoman]

Looks like Alley Cat's Mother :eek:

[JustAKid]

:vomit::vomit::vomit:Thats freakin scary right there :vomit::vomit:

[ME & MY KITTY]

what an ugly bitch.:rll::rll:

[Mrs.Freeze]

what an ugly bitch.:rll::rll:


ahhhhh, but beauty is in the "eye of the beholder" :rll:

[Mrs.Freeze]

My wife should be young and sexy the rest of her life because on top of these three things, she has to have her manicure/pedicure.
Thanks for posting!:tu::tu::tu:

You're welcome :wink:

[1buddyc]

ahhhhh, but beauty is in the "eye of the beholder" :rll:
To behold THAT beauty, I'd have to shut my eyes..:eek:

[Mrs.Freeze]

To behold THAT beauty, I'd have to shut my eyes..:eek:


I think she is what my son calls "a three bagger". :rll::rll:

[MissKitty]

Thanks for posting this,Sue.
I think every man should be required to read this and look at that picture ! :devil