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BLEW BUYOU
07-24-2008, 07:21 AM
PROUD TO BE A TEXAN!!!!

Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for
banning all guns in America. He is considered by those who have dealt
with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school assembly in EastTexas, he asked the
audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly
clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total
silence.

Then he said into the microphone, "Children, every time I clap my hands
together, a child in America dies from gun violence."
Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the
quiet and said "Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!" :biggrin:

Diny
07-24-2008, 08:37 AM
That's a spin off of BONO's tale in Ireland. And that one is false (http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/bono.asp) as well

MIKE S.
07-24-2008, 10:22 AM
That's a spin off of BONO's tale in Ireland. And that one is false (http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/bono.asp) as well

well there that Damm Snopes goes again Ruin a good lie every time:biggrin::rll::rll::rll:

ME & MY KITTY
07-24-2008, 10:24 AM
i know for a fact it is true i was there.:rll:

Mrs.Freeze
07-24-2008, 10:42 AM
:rll::rll::rll::rll:

JustAKid
07-24-2008, 10:44 AM
:rll::rll::rll:

BLEW BUYOU
07-24-2008, 02:09 PM
Diny my boy, there is a lighter side to life, for some. I hope our youth will learn to smile and see the humor in life, and ploitics.:burnout:burnout

Diny
07-24-2008, 02:59 PM
Diny my boy, there is a lighter side to life, for some. I hope our youth will learn to smile and see the humor in life, and ploitics.:burnout:burnout

I know, I know. I was hoping that, by now, my snopes linking was seen solely as fact checking to prevent people from getting the wrong ideas.

It wasnt directed at the joke, which is funny (although it is losing its humor in me because i've seen it so many times hehe).