Mrs.Freeze
07-10-2008, 08:21 AM
Mike, who is 60, gets home late one night and his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'
Mike replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head indisgust.
'Why on earth would a retired person get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'
'Wel l, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
Mike is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.
Mike replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head indisgust.
'Why on earth would a retired person get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'
'Wel l, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
Mike is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.