pumpkin
04-07-2006, 09:46 AM
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The Deaf Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of ten million bucks; his bookkeeper is deaf.* It was considered an occupational benefit, and the reason he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using
sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million bucks is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back:* "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeepers temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling:* "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win!* The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney:* "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies:* "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
Don't ya just love lawyers
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The Deaf Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of ten million bucks; his bookkeeper is deaf.* It was considered an occupational benefit, and the reason he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using
sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million bucks is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back:* "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeepers temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling:* "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win!* The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney:* "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies:* "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
Don't ya just love lawyers
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