Mrs.Freeze
06-25-2008, 03:41 PM
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at
a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed.' 'She's my old
girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up
those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
My Gosh, said my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?'
So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything
I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at
a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed.' 'She's my old
girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up
those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
My Gosh, said my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?'
So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything