Baby Boomer Blues

[Roger Waring]

> > BABY BOOMER BLUES
> > It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the
> > sixties are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby
> > boomers.
> > They include...
> >
> > Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
> > Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
> > The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
> > Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
> > Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
> > Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now
> > Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
> > The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
> > Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts
> > Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade of Hair
> > Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
> > The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
> > Abba --- Denture Queen
> > Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
> > Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
> > Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want Too
> >
> > And my favorite
> > Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

[halicat]

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[pumpkin]

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[1buddyc]

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[mopardave]

sad but true...this getting older sucks! (Although it does beat the alternative)

[attyedhall]

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[JustAKid]

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[MissKitty]

Funny stuff !!! :rll::rll::rll:

Oh, and by the way - nice signature,Dave ! :biggrin:

[mopardave]

Originally posted by MissKitty:
Oh, and by the way - nice signature,Dave ! :biggrin:

Well, I was getting some comments about the all Plymouths thing, I figured I better make a correction! It's okay, though......at my age I will soon forget I bought the BMW! :lol:

[Mrs.Freeze]

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[ME & MY KITTY]

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