pumpkin
03-21-2006, 08:26 AM
GRANDMAS DON'T KNOW* EVERYTHING
****** Little Tony was staying with* his grandmother for a few days.
****** He'd been playing outside* with the other kids for a while when
****** he came
****** into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that* called
****** when 2 people
****** are sleeping in the same* room and one is on top of the other?"
********* She was a little taken* aback, but decided to tell him the
********* truth . . .
****** "It's called sexual* intercourse, darling."
****** Little Tony just said, "Oh,* OK" and went back outside to talk
****** and play
****** with the other* kids.
****** A few minutes later he came* back in and said angrily,
****** "Grandma, it is not
****** called sexual intercourse!* It's called Bunk Beds!"
****** Little Tony was staying with* his grandmother for a few days.
****** He'd been playing outside* with the other kids for a while when
****** he came
****** into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that* called
****** when 2 people
****** are sleeping in the same* room and one is on top of the other?"
********* She was a little taken* aback, but decided to tell him the
********* truth . . .
****** "It's called sexual* intercourse, darling."
****** Little Tony just said, "Oh,* OK" and went back outside to talk
****** and play
****** with the other* kids.
****** A few minutes later he came* back in and said angrily,
****** "Grandma, it is not
****** called sexual intercourse!* It's called Bunk Beds!"