still one of my favorite jokes !

[MissKitty]

This one is a few years old, but it's still one of my favorites:



Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says: 'Honey, this is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache.'

Wife replies: 'I think you'll find that is a sheep.'

Man replies: 'And I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you !'

[blackcat]

:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[Snoman]

:rll::rll::rll::rll:+:rll:

[binster]

:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[JustAKid]

:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[Piddler]

well!

[pumpkin]

:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[Roger Waring]

BAAAAD, but funny:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[ME & MY KITTY]

:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[Mrs.Freeze]

:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[Kat Lady]

:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[JOYRIDE]

:rll::rll::rll::rll:Was it good for you ?
Not Baaaad

[GT]

Bob went to a doctor and asked him if he ever laughed at a patient. The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen.

It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell
laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
feet and regain his composure.

'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came
over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't
happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Bob replied.

[GT]

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and seesthis HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guystaring at him; he looks down and says:" '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown." The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneelsdown and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: 'What's wrong withyou?' In a very meek and weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLYdid you say to me?' The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.....I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, mytesticles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.' The small guy says: 'Turner Brown??!!... Oh Sweet Jesus, I thoughtyou said, 'Turn around'

[GT]

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas.



Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing

some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.



Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his

wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over.

"Nope."



Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and

walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.



Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice

anything different NOW?"



Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different? It's

hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it will be hanging down again tomorrow!"



Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,

MARGARET?"



"Nope", she replied.



"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"


Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, "Shoulda
bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat..."

[IN-XTC]

:rolleyes:not funny sorry :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:This one is a few years old, but it's still one of my favorites:



Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says: 'Honey, this is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache.'

Wife replies: 'I think you'll find that is a sheep.'

Man replies: 'And I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you !'

[Tabasco Cat]

:rll::rll::rll:

[GT]

After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her
if she had a good time.

Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and thinks she's in love.

Hillary said, 'You didn't have sex, did you'?

Chelsea said, 'Not according to Dad.'