The Liar's Clock.

[ME & MY KITTY]

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.He asked, "What are all those clocks?"St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.""Oh," said the man. Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's," replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man. "George's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

[halicat]

Isn't he the one who said " I never had sex with that woman"... ?

ooops, no that was a different president...:tinfoil:

[ME & MY KITTY]

YOU SHOULD KNOW IT WASN'T HIM HE CAN'T EVEN GET IT UP.:rll::rll:

[halicat]

YOU SHOULD KNOW IT WASN'T HIM HE CAN'T EVEN GET IT UP.:rll::rll:

old Bill screwed everything that moved , except for his wife... I'm surprized he got any work done in the White house when he was there... he did do something while he was there didn't he ?

;-)

[ME & MY KITTY]

I Know He Did Something For 8 Years And If Al Gore Was Prez We Would Have Been Good For Another 8 And This Country Wouldn't Be So Fucked Up.

[halicat]

I can't remember anything he did in those 8 years ... except the cigar thing...8-)

[Snoman]

old Bill screwed everything that moved , except for his wife... I'm surprized he got any work done in the White house when he was there... he did do something while he was there didn't he ?

;-)



HE SCREWED our whole darn country thats what he did!!!!!!!!:!:

[Mrs.Freeze]

HE SCREWED our whole darn country thats what he did!!!!!!!!:!:

That's why he always has a smile on his face. He keeps getting "plugged in."


:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[MissKitty]

Good one, Rick !!!

:rll::rll::rll::rll:

[ME & MY KITTY]

Jim You Don't Know Cause You Live In Canada And If Bill Clinton Screwed Up Our Country What Did Bush Do? Please Tell Me What Clinton Did? Retards

[MissKitty]

Let's just start with a few Bush screw-ups:

http://www.prowltalk.com/gallery/data/500/bagley_1.jpg


http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o195/MissKitty1972/2031bb9d-359f-4178-b459-23441c0bc03.gif

[halicat]

Jim You Don't Know Cause You Live In Canada And If Bill Clinton Screwed Up Our Country What Did Bush Do? Please Tell Me What Clinton Did? Retards

Rick, just because I live in Canada doesn't mean I don't pay attention to whats going on in the US.... All the politicians are liars on both sides of the border... Clinton lied, busch lied, Hillary lied and they all will lie again....and there will always be foolish people that believe them...until they get screwed over, then they vote in a new liar...
gotta love the political system... best liar wins the prize...:roll:

[kat hunter]

Jim You Don't Know Cause You Live In Canada And If Bill Clinton Screwed Up Our Country What Did Bush Do? Please Tell Me What Clinton Did? Retards


Let's see, Clinton failed to get bin laden when CIA had him in the crosshairs.

[ME & MY KITTY]

When I Vote I Want To See That Person Win Because I Voted, Sort Of Like The All Star Game Baseball That Is.

[kat hunter]

Let's just start with a few Bush screw-ups:

http://www.prowltalk.com/gallery/data/500/bagley_1.jpg


http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o195/MissKitty1972/2031bb9d-359f-4178-b459-23441c0bc03.gif


Not rich by any means and I benefited from the tax cuts.

People that did not pay any taxes are getting a stimulus check, I guess that makes them rich also.

Sub-Prime Mortgage Crisis, remember years ago when the house and senate passed legislation against red lining (not making loans in certain areas because they were a bad risk). Banks were forced to relax lending rules so more people would qualify for home loans. And the same federal legislation also had a large role in variable rate loans. The sub-prine crisis can be b;amed dirrectly on the house and senate. Seems like this occured under clinton, but I'm not positive.

Gas prices, which party has controlled the house and senate for the last two years. Corresponds to the same time period that the gas rates have increased the most. And everyone seems to forget that when Kerry was running for president he stated numerous times that he wanted to push gas prices to $5 a gallon.

Katrina, feds cannot just respond to a state disaster without the governors request. Remember the picture of hundreds of school buses under water in New Orleans, the city could have used then to evacuate people. People need to take a little responsibility for themselves. Governments job is not to be peoples parents.

Bin Laden, Clinton passed up the chance to take him out when CIA or whatever had him in the crosshairs.

Deficits, can you say welfare!

3000 dead, 40,000 wounded - how many dead and wounded in the first days of WW2. Just at Normandy probably approached those figures.

Torture, cutting someones head off and showing it on TV isn't torturez?

Wire taps, damn right I support them. With some of the friends my daughter has made I'm sure somewhere there is/was tape of my talking to her thru the spiderweb wiretaps. Don't care, if your not planning something illegal nothing to worry about.

Bring em on - Rather fight them over there than have more attacks here.

Recession, maybe, but not as bad as the media portrays it.

Food prices, as with everything else directly tied to fuel prices.

[ME & MY KITTY]

BRAIN THANKS FOR ALL THIS INFO.:tu:

[attyedhall]

Not rich by any means and I benefited from the tax cuts.

People that did not pay any taxes are getting a stimulus check, I guess that makes them rich also.

Sub-Prime Mortgage Crisis, remember years ago when the house and senate passed legislation against red lining (not making loans in certain areas because they were a bad risk). Banks were forced to relax lending rules so more people would qualify for home loans. And the same federal legislation also had a large role in variable rate loans. The sub-prine crisis can be b;amed dirrectly on the house and senate. Seems like this occured under clinton, but I'm not positive.

Gas prices, which party has controlled the house and senate for the last two years. Corresponds to the same time period that the gas rates have increased the most. And everyone seems to forget that when Kerry was running for president he stated numerous times that he wanted to push gas prices to $5 a gallon.

Katrina, feds cannot just respond to a state disaster without the governors request. Remember the picture of hundreds of school buses under water in New Orleans, the city could have used then to evacuate people. People need to take a little responsibility for themselves. Governments job is not to be peoples parents.

Bin Laden, Clinton passed up the chance to take him out when CIA or whatever had him in the crosshairs.

Deficits, can you say welfare!

3000 dead, 40,000 wounded - how many dead and wounded in the first days of WW2. Just at Normandy probably approached those figures.

Torture, cutting someones head off and showing it on TV isn't torturez?

Wire taps, damn right I support them. With some of the friends my daughter has made I'm sure somewhere there is/was tape of my talking to her thru the spiderweb wiretaps. Don't care, if your not planning something illegal nothing to worry about.

Bring em on - Rather fight them over there than have more attacks here.

Recession, maybe, but not as bad as the media portrays it.

Food prices, as with everything else directly tied to fuel prices.



:tu::tu::tu::tu: and lets not forget that since 9/11/01 we have had no attacks here at home.