A Double Dose of Viagra

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Jim went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of viagra.
The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.
'Why not?' asked Jim.

'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.
'But I need it really bad,' said Jim.
'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.

Jim said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday;
my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on
Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose.'
The doctor finally relented saying, 'Okay, I'll give it
to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check
you to see if there are any side effects.'

On Monday, Jim dragged himself in; his right arm was in a sling.
The doctor asked, 'What happened to you?'


Jim replied, 'Nobody showed up.'

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