Unbiased reporting...

[GT]

A man is walking by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to devour her right in front the little girl's screaming parents.A man runs to the cage, hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the man brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.A reporter has seen the whole scene."Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.""Why, it was nothing really. The lion was behind bars and I knew God would protect me just as He did Daniel in the lions den long, long ago. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt was right.""I noticed a bible in your pocket." said the journalist."Yes, I'm a Christian and was on my way to a bible study.""Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow papers will have this on the first page."The journalist leaves. The following morning the man buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

"RIGHT WING CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST ASSAULTS


AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH."

[GT]

>
> There was an article in the Wall Street Journal on Cindy
> McCain, John"s wife All I ever saw was this attractive
> woman standing beside John. I was surprised how talented
> and involved with world problems she is. This is a summary
> of the article.
>
>
> She graduated from Southern Cal and was a special-needs
> teacher.After her Dad died she became involved with his
> beer distributing firm and is now the chairwoman. Sales
> have doubled since she has taken over from her father.They
> have a marriage prenuptial agreement, her assets remain
> separate.She is involved around the world clearing land
> mines - travels to these countries on a detonation team and
> service on their board.
> They have a 19 year old serving in Iraq, another son in
> the Naval Academy, a daughter recently graduated from
> Columbia Univ., an adopted daughter in high school, and a
> son who is the finance guy at the beer firm.
> Raised kids in Phoenix, Az rather than Washington
> DC.(better atmosphere) He commuted.
> In 1991,
>
>
> Mrs. McCain came across a girl in an orphanage in
> Bangladesh. Mother Teresa implored Mrs. McCain to take the
> baby with severe cleft palate. She did so without first
> telling her husband. The couple adopted the girl who has
> had a dozen operations to repair her cleft palate and other
> medical problems.
>
>
> They have a Family Foundation for children's causes.
> She's active with "Halo Trust" - to clear
> land mines, provide water and food in war ravaged and
> developing countries.
> She will join an overseas mission of "Operation
> Smile", a charity for corrective surgery on
> children's faces.
> She has had two back surgeries and became addicted to pain
> killers. She talks openly about it which she says is part
> of the recovery process.
>
>
> I'm surprised the media is so quiet about her
> attributes. She sounds more capable than Hillary or Obama.
> We would really get two for the price of one. A person with
> business and international experience. John did work for
> the firm for awhile when he left the Navy. She, however,
> has the real business experience.
>
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> From Denmark
>
>
> "We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even
> bothering to hold an election. On one side, you have a
> bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer
> who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
>
>
> On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a
> woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
>
>
> Is there a contest here?"
>
>

[GT]

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I have 4 extra tickets for the Robbie ( Evels son ) Knievel event this
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He's going to try to jump 500 Democrats with a bulldozer. Should be a
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[ME & MY KITTY]

:bows:bows:tu::tu::rll:

[attyedhall]

Free Tickets

I have 4 extra tickets for the Robbie ( Evels son ) Knievel event this
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He's going to try to jump 500 Democrats with a bulldozer. Should be a
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[JustAKid]

Quote:
Originally Posted by GT http://www.prowltalk.com/vbforums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.prowltalk.com/vbforums/showthread.php?p=96199#post96199)
Free Tickets

I have 4 extra tickets for the Robbie ( Evels son ) Knievel event this
weekend if anybody wants them.
He's going to try to jump 500 Democrats with a bulldozer. Should be a
good time!


:rll::rll::rll:

[Snoman]

Free Tickets

I have 4 extra tickets for the Robbie ( Evels son ) Knievel event this
weekend if anybody wants them.
He's going to try to jump 500 Democrats with a bulldozer. Should be a
good time!


I'll take them :rll::rll::rll:I'm sure I won't have any problems finding someone to go with me :rll:

[Tabasco Cat]

I'll take them :rll::rll::rll:I'm sure I won't have any problems finding someone to go with me :rll:


I will go :rll::rll::rll:

[Roger Waring]

Free Tickets

I have 4 extra tickets for the Robbie ( Evels son ) Knievel event this
weekend if anybody wants them.
He's going to try to jump 500 Democrats with a bulldozer. Should be a
good time!

I'm a Democrat, but have to admit this is funny:rll::rll::rll::rll: