pumpkin
02-13-2006, 09:56 AM
2 OLD MEN
Two old men decide they are close to their last days on earth and to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they end up at the local brothel.**The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls*on them. They won't know the difference.
Her manager does as she is told and the two old men go up the stairs and take care of their business.**As they are walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my*girl was dead!"
"Dead", says his friend, "Why would you think that?" "Well, she*never*moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
"A WITCH! Why the h! ell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave her*a*little bite......then she farted and flew out the window
Two old men decide they are close to their last days on earth and to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they end up at the local brothel.**The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls*on them. They won't know the difference.
Her manager does as she is told and the two old men go up the stairs and take care of their business.**As they are walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my*girl was dead!"
"Dead", says his friend, "Why would you think that?" "Well, she*never*moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
"A WITCH! Why the h! ell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave her*a*little bite......then she farted and flew out the window