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JustAKid
04-24-2008, 08:58 PM
DAVID LETTERMAN IS IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!!!!
Now, this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some 'flak' from the
NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!!

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR
drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the
same time.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN
>>>> NASCAR..............
>>>>> > # 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.
ME & MY KITTY
04-24-2008, 09:14 PM
yes he is in trouble.
Roger Waring
04-25-2008, 08:24 AM
:eek2::rll::rll::rll::rll:
Tabasco Cat
04-25-2008, 10:58 AM
In trouble, but funny :rll::rll::rll:
Snoman
04-25-2008, 11:09 AM
:eek:,,,,,,,,,,:rll::rll::rll:
Mrs.Freeze
04-25-2008, 12:07 PM
I like number 7 :rll::rll::rll::rll:
JustAKid
04-25-2008, 12:34 PM
I like #2
pumpkin
04-25-2008, 01:09 PM
:rll::rll::rll::rll::# 2 is great.
silver_2000
04-25-2008, 02:47 PM
Funny

but in case there was any doubt

http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp

FALSE
Tangled up in 'Vitamin C'
04-25-2008, 08:59 PM
DAVID LETTERMAN IS IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!!!!
Now, this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some 'flak' from the
NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!!

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR
drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the
same time.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN
>>>> NASCAR..............
>>>>> > # 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

...thats the funniest thing I have read in a long time.....:rll::rll::rll:
ME & MY KITTY
04-26-2008, 02:55 PM
he dint write that crap.