Bcoffman Gray Ghost
02-05-2006, 10:34 AM
THE OLDEST PROFESSION
A man walked into a roadside tavern and as he looked over the crowd, he saw
an empty bar stool at the far end of the bar. As he sat down on the bar
stool, he noticed perched on a bar stool right next to him was a good looking,
smartly dressed woman with beautiful red hair.
"Hi there good-looking, how's it going?" he asked.
The woman turned her head to the right, and looked him straight in the eye,
and without blinking one time she said, "Listen fellow, I'll screw anybody,
anytime, anywhere, your place or mine, it doesn't matter. I've been doing this
ever since I got out of college, and I just love it!"
"No kidding?," said the man, "I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"
A man walked into a roadside tavern and as he looked over the crowd, he saw
an empty bar stool at the far end of the bar. As he sat down on the bar
stool, he noticed perched on a bar stool right next to him was a good looking,
smartly dressed woman with beautiful red hair.
"Hi there good-looking, how's it going?" he asked.
The woman turned her head to the right, and looked him straight in the eye,
and without blinking one time she said, "Listen fellow, I'll screw anybody,
anytime, anywhere, your place or mine, it doesn't matter. I've been doing this
ever since I got out of college, and I just love it!"
"No kidding?," said the man, "I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"