BLEW BUYOU
04-01-2008, 09:05 AM
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning
and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it
was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in
the house. Better wait outside.
Cooter
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning
and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it
was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in
the house. Better wait outside.
Cooter