pumpkin
01-23-2006, 09:19 AM
Subject: * CLINTON VS. BUSH
*There*was a black comedian on Canadian TV who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!* He was the closest thing we ever*got to having a black man as President.
********************** Number 1- He played the sax.*
************************ Number 2- He smoked weed.
************************ Number 3- He had his*way with ugly white women.
Even now?* Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't!* And, he gets a check*from the government every month.
And then there is the current Bush*
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves*this week with "G. W. Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished*men.* It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor G. W. Bush.*The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, G. W.* replied, "I don't*know, I never had one."
G. W.* lacks only three things to become one of America's finest leaders:*
************************* Integrity, Vision, Wisdom.
G. W. is doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.( I love this one!!)
G. W. revised the*judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you*need to know."
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*There*was a black comedian on Canadian TV who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!* He was the closest thing we ever*got to having a black man as President.
********************** Number 1- He played the sax.*
************************ Number 2- He smoked weed.
************************ Number 3- He had his*way with ugly white women.
Even now?* Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't!* And, he gets a check*from the government every month.
And then there is the current Bush*
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves*this week with "G. W. Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished*men.* It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor G. W. Bush.*The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, G. W.* replied, "I don't*know, I never had one."
G. W.* lacks only three things to become one of America's finest leaders:*
************************* Integrity, Vision, Wisdom.
G. W. is doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.( I love this one!!)
G. W. revised the*judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you*need to know."
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