pumpkin
01-19-2006, 08:41 AM
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********************* Navy Chief
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----- A Baptist minister was seated next to a Navy Master Chief on a flight to Memphis, Tenn. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
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The Navy Master Chief asked for a scotch and soda, which was brought* and* placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
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He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
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The Navy Master Chief then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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********************* Navy Chief
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----- A Baptist minister was seated next to a Navy Master Chief on a flight to Memphis, Tenn. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
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The Navy Master Chief asked for a scotch and soda, which was brought* and* placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
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He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
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The Navy Master Chief then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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