ME & MY KITTY
03-13-2008, 10:39 AM
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and
watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward
a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball
hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the ground and
proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and
immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to
help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.
'Oh no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few
minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal
position, still clasping his hands together at his
groin.
At her persistence however, he finally allowed
her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to
the side, loosened his pants and put her hands
inside. She administered tender and artful massage
for several long moments and asked, 'How does that
feel'?
He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think
my thumb's broke.
watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward
a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball
hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the ground and
proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and
immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to
help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.
'Oh no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few
minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal
position, still clasping his hands together at his
groin.
At her persistence however, he finally allowed
her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to
the side, loosened his pants and put her hands
inside. She administered tender and artful massage
for several long moments and asked, 'How does that
feel'?
He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think
my thumb's broke.