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Bcoffman Gray Ghost
01-13-2006, 07:37 AM
A woman was walking down the street when she was
approached by a man.
The man said, " I must have you right now! I'll drop
500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you
to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!" The woman thought
it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend
on the cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her
girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it
up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened." An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend
back.
"What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said " That
M.F.
had $500 in quarters!"