ME & MY KITTY
03-01-2008, 07:00 PM
A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. All
the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see
some pitiful
Yankee from the North.
The bartender asks, 'You ain't from around here, are ya, boy?'
The guy replies, 'No,I'm from Canada.'
The bartender asks, 'What do you do in Canada?'
The guy replies, 'I'm a taxidermist.
The bartender asks, 'A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a
taxidermist? Do you drive
a taxi?'
The guy replies, 'No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I
mount animals.'
The bartender grins and hollers, 'It's okay boys. He's one of
us!'
the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see
some pitiful
Yankee from the North.
The bartender asks, 'You ain't from around here, are ya, boy?'
The guy replies, 'No,I'm from Canada.'
The bartender asks, 'What do you do in Canada?'
The guy replies, 'I'm a taxidermist.
The bartender asks, 'A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a
taxidermist? Do you drive
a taxi?'
The guy replies, 'No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I
mount animals.'
The bartender grins and hollers, 'It's okay boys. He's one of
us!'