pumpkin
01-10-2006, 09:46 AM
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Subject: Doctor's visit]
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A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. *"115," she says. *The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140.
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The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".
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She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
Subject: Doctor's visit]
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A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. *"115," she says. *The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140.
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The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".
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She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"