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Bcoffman Gray Ghost
01-02-2006, 10:02 AM
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> Sex For Dummies Exam
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> Name:________________________
> Date:________________________
> Class:_______________________
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> Directions: Please complete the following problems. You may use a scratch piece of paper for your calculations which must be turned in with your exam. SHOW ALL WORK! Use only a #2 pencil. You have 20 minutes to complete the exam.
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> 1.) A menstrual cycle has three wheels. [True] or [False]
> 2.) Asphalt describes rectal problems. [True] or [False]
> 3.) Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. [True] or [False]
> 4.) Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. [True] or [False]
> 5.) The clitoris is a type of flower. [True] or [False]
> 6.) A G-string is part of a fiddle. [True] or [False]
> 7.) Semen is a term for sailors. [True] or [False]
> 8.) Anus is a Latin term for yearly. [True] or [False]
> 9.) Testicles are found on an Octopus. [True] or [False]
> 10.) A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. [True] or [False]
> 11.) KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. [True] or [False]
> 12.) Masturbate is used to catch large fish. [True] or [False]
> 13.) Coitus is a musical instrument. [True] or [False]
> 14.) Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. [True] or [False]
> 15.) An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. [True] or [False]
> 16.) A condom is a large apartment complex. [True] or [False]
> 17.) An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. [True] or [False]
> 18.) A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. [True] or [False]
> 19.) A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. [True] or [False]
> 20.) An erection is when Japanese people vote. [True] or [False]
> 21.) A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. [True] or [False]
> 22.) Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. [True] or [False]
> 23.) Pornography is the business of making records. [True] or [False]
> 24.) Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. [True] or [False]
> 25.) Douche is the French word for "twelve." [True] or [False]

Dreamcast18
01-02-2006, 02:06 PM
Who do we send the results to?
Who's grading it?
Is there a curve?
No extra credit questions?

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Orange
01-02-2006, 04:47 PM
When is the oral part of the exam?