pumpkin
12-30-2005, 08:41 AM
Subject: THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES
** THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2005:
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** Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
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** Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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** Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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** Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
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** Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
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** Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
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** Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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** Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
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** Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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** Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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** War Dims Hope for Peace
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** If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last
* Awhile
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** Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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** Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect
* Homicide
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** Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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** Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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** New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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** Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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** Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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** Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
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** Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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** Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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** And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through
* Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
** THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2005:
**
** Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
**
**
** Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
**
**
** Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
**
**
** Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
**
**
** Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
**
**
** Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
**
**
**
** Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
**
**
**
** Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
**
**
**
** Miners Refuse to Work after Death
**
**
**
** Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
**
**
**
** War Dims Hope for Peace
**
**
**
** If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last
* Awhile
**
**
**
** Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
**
**
**
** Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect
* Homicide
**
**
**
** Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
**
**
**
** Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
**
**
**
** New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
**
**
**
** Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
**
**
**
** Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
**
**
**
** Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
**
**
**
** Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
**
**
**
** Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
**
**
**
** And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through
* Cemetery; Hundreds Dead