there once was a guy named Dave....

[Tangled up in 'Vitamin C']

there once was a guy named Dave,
he drug a dead whore in a cave,
he did admit she stunk like shit,
but look at the money he saved.........


there once was a guy named Rick,
told the girls he had a big prick,
compared to a poodle,
it looked like a noodle,
there once was a guy named Rick....

[test user]

So just what are you trying to say about us "Dave's"?

[Tangled up in 'Vitamin C']

So just what are you trying to say about us "Dave's"?

uhhhhhh, .......bargain hunters ??? :lol:

[test user]

Well, I guess it could be worse!

[Tangled up in 'Vitamin C']

Well, I guess it could be worse!

uhhhhh, sure could....you could be married to Cookie and have to wake up every morning and see her big ass in a thong...... :lol:

[test user]

Tangled up in 'Vitamin C' Wrote

uhhhhh, sure could....you could be married to Cookie and have to wake up every morning and see her big ass in a thong......

I don't think I'm gonna respond to that one......no guts

[Tangled up in 'Vitamin C']

MOPAR Dave....after reading our last 32 posts about the dead whore, I finally noticed your avatar....what is the antique car in the picture???

[test user]

Tangled up in 'Vitamin C' Wrote

MOPAR Dave....after reading our last 32 posts about the dead whore, I finally noticed your avatar....what is the antique car in the picture???



That is the first Plymouth. It is a 1928 Model Q two door sedan. I bought it 1987.

[Tangled up in 'Vitamin C']

Tangled up in 'Vitamin C' Wrote

MOPAR Dave....after reading our last 32 posts about the dead whore, I finally noticed your avatar....what is the antique car in the picture???



That is the first Plymouth. It is a 1928 Model Q two door sedan. I bought it 1987.

do you get it out to drive often ???

my dad had a 31 Ford Tudor when I was about 16.....it was really hard for me to drive....spark, gas levers....I never quite understood what I was doing...it had a wolf whistle that I liked to play with....I drove it quite a bit that summer, then he sold it.....even took my furure wife on a date in it once...the old Ford was better than new....

[AC-INXS]

:twisted:

AC version - As I cross the burning sand,,,,,,,looking for the promised land,,,,,,a caravan comes into view,,,its destination,,,Timbuktu


TUI VD version - A Tim and I a hunt we went,,,,,spiked three maidens in a tent,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,they were three,,,,,we were two,,,,,,,I bucked one and Tim bucked two

[DR PROWLER]

I knew there was a reason why I changed my first and middle name years ago.... :lol:

[test user]

Tangled up in 'Vitamin C' wrote

do you get it out to drive often ???

my dad had a 31 Ford Tudor when I was about 16.....it was really hard for me to drive....spark, gas levers....I never quite understood what I was doing...it had a wolf whistle that I liked to play with....I drove it quite a bit that summer, then he sold it.....even took my furure wife on a date in it once...the old Ford was better than new....

The car is very slow. It has a top speed of 50 mph but because of the wooden artillery wheels, it cruises better at 35 mph. I haven't had it out much in the last two years. Three years ago the head cracked and it took me a while to find one, then the rear end went out and that was even more difficult, but it is back on the road now.

[butchcee]

there was once a guy named Bell
who's chick was so fat she smelled
but Bell loved his Cookie
and when they made nookie
the smell didn't matter much to Bell.



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[DR PROWLER]

That's funny ....
Another version...

There once was a girl named Cookie
who was heavy and not much of a lookie,
so one day when I went to play hookie,
took her to a pizza place and made nookie,
the result after all was quite spooky,
for she said she loved me and her real name was Frankie...

[butchcee]

good one-and another:

There was once a guy
that called himself "the lucid eye"
but it was all a cover
so noone would discover
his shyness and the fact that he's Bi

[butchcee]

I gotta go do some work

[mike82]

good one-and another:

There was once a guy
that called himself "the lucid eye"
but it was all a cover
so noone would discover
his shyness and the fact that he's Bi

:rll:

[Tangled up in 'Vitamin C']

there once was a guy named Al,

he called Michael Jackson his pal,

when he felt spunky,

he spanked Michaels monkey,

there once was a guy named Al..................................... :lol:

[Tangled up in 'Vitamin C']

there once was a guy named Doc,

told the girls he had a big cock,

upon close inspection,

he just owned a huge CHICKEN,

there once was a guy named Doc.......................

[butchcee]

there once was a guy named Al,

he called Michael Jackson his pal,

when he felt spunky,

he spanked Michaels monkey,

there once was a guy named Al..................................... :lol:`

Hey, he paid me a lot of money and it was a long time ago, so lay off.
:vomit:

[Tangled up in 'Vitamin C']

there once was a guy named Salzman,

told the girls his was bigger than ALL MEN,

he nicknamed it 'Sporty'

the girls called it 'Shorty'

there once was a guy named Salzman.....................

[Tangled up in 'Vitamin C']

butchcee says.....


Hey, he paid me a lot of money and it was a long time ago, so lay off.


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about $5 every time you visited ????

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[butchcee]

so you know first hand...so to speak? :rll: :tu:

[DR PROWLER]

there once was a guy named Doc,

told the girls he had a big cock,

upon close inspection,

he just owned a huge CHICKEN,

there once was a guy named Doc.......................


Come on....speak the truth now! :rll:

[Skidmore]

I heard the same one Larry but it was just slightly different

There once was a man named Dave
That kept a dead whore in his cave
He said what the hell
I don't mind the smell
and think of the money I save

[Gary C]

I heard the same one Larry but it was just slightly different

There once was a man named Dave
That kept a dead whore in his cave
He said what the hell
I don't mind the smell
and think of the money I save

that is the best first post I have ever seen, welcome fellow Hoosier

[Lone Ranger]

Hey Skidmore welcome aboard. Jim