pumpkin
12-12-2005, 01:55 PM
Subject:Retirees*; The Whole Truth, Nothing But...
Question:* When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer:* Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question:* How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer:* Only one, but it might take all day.
Question:* What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer:* There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question:* Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer:* The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Question:* Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer:* Tied shoes.
Question:* Why do retirees count pennies?
Answers:* They are the only ones who have the time.
Question:* What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer:* NUTS!
Question:* Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer:* They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question:* What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer:* Normal.
Question:* When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer:* Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question:* How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer:* Only one, but it might take all day.
Question:* What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer:* There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question:* Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer:* The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Question:* Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer:* Tied shoes.
Question:* Why do retirees count pennies?
Answers:* They are the only ones who have the time.
Question:* What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer:* NUTS!
Question:* Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer:* They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question:* What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer:* Normal.