pumpkin
11-21-2005, 08:25 AM
Subject: Divorce & Thanksgiving!!
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before
Thanksgiving
and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your
mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand
the
sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of
each
other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in
Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like
heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are
NOT
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling
my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't
do
a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his
phone
and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,"they're coming for
Thanksgiving
and paying their own way.
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before
Thanksgiving
and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your
mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand
the
sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of
each
other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in
Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like
heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are
NOT
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling
my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't
do
a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his
phone
and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,"they're coming for
Thanksgiving
and paying their own way.