pumpkin
10-31-2005, 08:00 AM
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>Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.**They were determined to
>make it a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as
>
>clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought
>some
>really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc...
>
>The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb.
>They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the
>scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came
>walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.
>
>As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father, Good
>
>morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them, then moved on.
>
>**They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
>The next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous
>outfits.**These were so loud you could HEAR them before you even saw them.
>Once again, the two priests (incognito) settled on the beach, in their
>chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
>
>After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string bikini,
>taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.**Again, she nodded at each
>
>of them, said "Good morning,
>Father," and started to walk away.
>
>One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute,
>young lady..."
>
>"Yes?" she replied.
>
>"We ARE priests, and proud of it, but I have to know How in the world did
>YOU know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
>
>"Father," she replied, "it's me, Sister Mary Francis."
>
>
>
>Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.**They were determined to
>make it a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as
>
>clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought
>some
>really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc...
>
>The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb.
>They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the
>scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came
>walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.
>
>As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father, Good
>
>morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them, then moved on.
>
>**They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
>The next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous
>outfits.**These were so loud you could HEAR them before you even saw them.
>Once again, the two priests (incognito) settled on the beach, in their
>chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
>
>After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string bikini,
>taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.**Again, she nodded at each
>
>of them, said "Good morning,
>Father," and started to walk away.
>
>One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute,
>young lady..."
>
>"Yes?" she replied.
>
>"We ARE priests, and proud of it, but I have to know How in the world did
>YOU know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
>
>"Father," she replied, "it's me, Sister Mary Francis."
>