enzvoy
10-25-2007, 09:21 AM
Today's Ebonics
Leroy's assignment in his Ebonics class was to use
each of the words from this list in a sentence.
Here's his work that earned him a perfect score:
1.ﾃつ HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and
the HOTEL everybody.
2.ﾃつ RECTUM - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol'
lady RECTUM both.
3.ﾃつ DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol
me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna
send me back to the big house.
4.ﾃつ FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony this month,
I'll have no money left to pay FORECLOSE.
5.ﾃつ CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight
the other night, Man, someone give that
CATACOMB.
6.ﾃつ PENIS - I went to da doctor and he
handed me a cup and said PENIS.
7.ﾃつ ﾃつ ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex,
I said Man, that looks fake.
He said, No, ISRAEL .
8.ﾃつ UNDERMINE - There is a fine lookin' hoe
livin' in the apartment that's UNDERMINE.
9.ﾃつ STAIN - My mother-in-law asked if I was
STAIN for dinner again.
10. SELDOM - My cousin gave me two
tickets to the Knicks game, I dint want
'em so I SELDOM.
11. ODYSSEY - I told my bro, you
ODYSSEY the tits on this hoe.
12. INCOME - I just got in bed wit dis
hoe and INCOME my wife.
13. FORTIFY - I asked da hoe how
much? And she say FORTIFY.
Leroy's assignment in his Ebonics class was to use
each of the words from this list in a sentence.
Here's his work that earned him a perfect score:
1.ﾃつ HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and
the HOTEL everybody.
2.ﾃつ RECTUM - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol'
lady RECTUM both.
3.ﾃつ DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol
me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna
send me back to the big house.
4.ﾃつ FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony this month,
I'll have no money left to pay FORECLOSE.
5.ﾃつ CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight
the other night, Man, someone give that
CATACOMB.
6.ﾃつ PENIS - I went to da doctor and he
handed me a cup and said PENIS.
7.ﾃつ ﾃつ ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex,
I said Man, that looks fake.
He said, No, ISRAEL .
8.ﾃつ UNDERMINE - There is a fine lookin' hoe
livin' in the apartment that's UNDERMINE.
9.ﾃつ STAIN - My mother-in-law asked if I was
STAIN for dinner again.
10. SELDOM - My cousin gave me two
tickets to the Knicks game, I dint want
'em so I SELDOM.
11. ODYSSEY - I told my bro, you
ODYSSEY the tits on this hoe.
12. INCOME - I just got in bed wit dis
hoe and INCOME my wife.
13. FORTIFY - I asked da hoe how
much? And she say FORTIFY.