pumpkin
10-05-2007, 11:14 AM
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped John Edwards, Hillary
Clinton, and Rudy Giuliani. They're asking for a $500 million ransom,
otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How
much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a gallon.
:bows:bows:bows:bows
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped John Edwards, Hillary
Clinton, and Rudy Giuliani. They're asking for a $500 million ransom,
otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How
much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a gallon.
:bows:bows:bows:bows