enzvoy
09-24-2007, 12:01 PM
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water was plodding through the
Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a
little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $35."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need
water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."
"Okay, said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want
to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger
than that.
If you continue over the hill to the east for about two miles, you will
find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice-cold water you need.
Shalom."
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later the Taliban staggered back. "Your damn brother
won't let me in without a tie."
Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a
little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $35."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need
water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."
"Okay, said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want
to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger
than that.
If you continue over the hill to the east for about two miles, you will
find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice-cold water you need.
Shalom."
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later the Taliban staggered back. "Your damn brother
won't let me in without a tie."