pumpkin
09-08-2005, 04:59 PM
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A firefighter is working on the engine outside the
station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red
wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose
tightly coiled in the
middle.
The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The
wagon is being pulled
by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walks
over to take a closer
look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter
says with
admiration.
"Thanks," the little girl says. The fire fighter
looks a little closer
and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her
dog's collar and to the
cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't
want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're
probably right, but then
I wouldn't have a siren."
A firefighter is working on the engine outside the
station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red
wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose
tightly coiled in the
middle.
The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The
wagon is being pulled
by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walks
over to take a closer
look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter
says with
admiration.
"Thanks," the little girl says. The fire fighter
looks a little closer
and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her
dog's collar and to the
cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't
want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're
probably right, but then
I wouldn't have a siren."