pumpkin
08-12-2005, 05:19 PM
To All,
So these three orthopedic surgeons are bragging to each other, and the
first says "a patient on mine had all eight fingers severed on a shear.
I successfully reattached them all and now he is a concert pianist."
The second chimes in that "I've reattached the legs of a double amputee,
who is now an Olympic Medalist in track!" Then the third
drawls.."Waalll this ole cowboy was riddin cross the railroad tracks and
got hit by a train. All that was left was his cowboy hat and the back
end of the horse. But you know I put em together, and by golly he went
on to be the President of the United States."
So these three orthopedic surgeons are bragging to each other, and the
first says "a patient on mine had all eight fingers severed on a shear.
I successfully reattached them all and now he is a concert pianist."
The second chimes in that "I've reattached the legs of a double amputee,
who is now an Olympic Medalist in track!" Then the third
drawls.."Waalll this ole cowboy was riddin cross the railroad tracks and
got hit by a train. All that was left was his cowboy hat and the back
end of the horse. But you know I put em together, and by golly he went
on to be the President of the United States."