kids , no matter how little, can get you in $hit

[halicat]

A funny story someone sent to me...

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release
> some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of
her
> after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I
> told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be
> punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice
> just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell
> Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The
silence
> was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers
stopped
> what they were doing. I mustered up! The last of my dignity and walked
> out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when
the
> door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
>

[blackcat]

She was only kissing it? Now that sucks! :rll:

[Lone Ranger]

Innocent? I tell you these kids get more worldly every day.

:rll:

[halicat]

this one did it to herself !!!


This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
> embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think
> before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get
> any....a true story...? We had a female news anchor who, the day after
> it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman
and
> asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not
> only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they
> were laughing so hard!
>
>

[Lone Ranger]

I don't know how half the crew stayed on set. That is a classic.

(we need a Candian flag) :beer:

[halicat]

one more !!!


One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands.
> It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I
> smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old
> daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked
to
> go potty in awhile, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said
"No".
> I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't
> have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you
didn't
> have an accident?" "No," he replied... I just KNEW that he must have
> had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked
> one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped
> up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled,
> "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on
> their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
>
>
>
> An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh
> they'd ever had!

[Lone Ranger]

The best stories are the true stories. Ah, to be so young and innocent. Gotta love em.