Catwoman
07-13-2005, 05:17 PM
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of which loved to
play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a
bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had
gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied
the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken
sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his
friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the
loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the
rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward
and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and
proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer
was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two
animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The
horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and
he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip,
and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (Yep, there's a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"
play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a
bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had
gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied
the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken
sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his
friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the
loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the
rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward
and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and
proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer
was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two
animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The
horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and
he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip,
and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (Yep, there's a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"