Blonde Jokes

[Lone Ranger]

Q. How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A. Tell her shes pregnant.
Q. What will she ask you?
A. Is it mine?

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone's been in a 747.

Q. How do you keep four blondes entertained in a bar?
A. Turn the bar stool upside down.

Q. Why do some blondes have square boobs?
A. Because they forget to take the tissue out of the box.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A. She got a leg stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets.

[Lone Ranger]

Forgot one....

Q. What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing. They've never met.

[blackcat]

Oh man you're introuble now. I hope your significant other isn't blonde. :rll:

[Lone Ranger]

Oh man you're introuble now. I hope your significant other isn't blonde. :rll:

Nope, but the daughter is....lol I just won't let her come here.

:lol:

[pumpkin]

:rll: :rll: :beer:

[halicat]

heres a couple of non-blonde jokes i always liked..

Q: whats the difference between a Gurnsey cow and Christy ally?

A: about 50 lbs....


Q: Whats the difference between Joan Collins and a bowling ball ?

A: you can only get 3 fingers in the bowling ball ...

[Lone Ranger]

:rll: :rll:

[Bcoffman Gray Ghost]

Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank
robbery on March 2, 2005

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected
to find one or two large safes filled with cash &valuables, were surprised to
see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At
least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.

Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing
more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:


IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...

[Lone Ranger]

OMG! I'm glad I didn't go on that job. lol


:vomit:

[pumpkin]

:rll: :rll: :rll: :rll:

[Pepe]

Who's blonde, claims to be a chick and no one really knows for sure ??


Mmmmmhhhhhhhhhh ??

[blackcat]

Well if we had the lamp shot maybe we would have a better idea?

[halicat]

*sigh*......*fart*..oops ....slipped out :shock:

[Lone Ranger]

Well if we had the lamp shot maybe we would have a better idea?

I don't think that will ever happen.


:lol:

[blackcat]

Yah, you're probably right.......... Oh well! Does anyone know what's going on over in the women's section?

[Lone Ranger]

Yah, you're probably right.......... Oh well! Does anyone know what's going on over in the women's section?

Does David even have one? Thought that died on the vine.


:?:

[Tangled up in 'Vitamin C']

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Lone Ranger]

Yah, you're probably right.......... Oh well! Does anyone know what's going on over in the women's section?

Does David even have one? Thought that died on the vine.


:?:

blackcat, he won't tell us. Maybe it's a big secret. lol

[blackcat]

Only the shadow knows! Could have something to do with national security or the patriot act! :lol: