KANDY KAT
06-22-2007, 05:44 PM
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to
Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would
know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to
simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He
would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His
wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed
him the card and watched as her husband read the card, he turned white
and collapsed.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without! Requesting bread...
:banana::beer::banana:
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to
Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would
know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to
simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He
would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His
wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed
him the card and watched as her husband read the card, he turned white
and collapsed.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without! Requesting bread...
:banana::beer::banana: