George Bush In The Afterlife,

[ME & MY KITTY]

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the
> devil is waiting for him.
>
> "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list
but
> I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so
I'll
> tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who
weren't
> quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take
> their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
>
> George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
>
> The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large
> pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and
> over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
>
> "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I
> don't think I could do that all day long."
>
> The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
> sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
> hammer, time after time after time. Such was his fate in hell. "No!
> I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony
> if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
>
> The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying
> naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs
> staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
doing
> what she does best.
>
> George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
said,
> "Yeah, I can handle this."
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> The devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
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