Texan cowboy

[Snoman]

A Texan cowboy stopped at a restaurant in Mexico. While sipping his
tequila, he noticed a scrumptious looking platter being served at the next
table....

Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter,
"What is that you just served?"....

The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's
testicles from the bull fight this morning". "A delicacy, I might add"!

The cowboy said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so very sorry senor. There is only one serving
per day, because, there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this
delicacy!"

The next morning, the cowboy placed his order, and was served the one and
only, special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious,
but they're much, much smaller, than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si Senor", "sometimes
the bull wins!"

:vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :rll:

[pumpkin]

:rll: :rll:

[JOYRIDE]

:rll: Remind me not to eat there:!: :tu:

[mopardave]

good one! :tu:

[ME & MY KITTY]

REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I HAD DIM SUM IN CHINATOWN IN CHICAGO, THE LITTLE WAITRESS CAME OVER WITH SOMETHING I ASKED WHAT IT WAS SHE CAZ BALZ, I SAID WHAT WAS THAT CAZ BALZ, I SAID DID YOU SAY THEY WERE COW'S BALL'S SHE SAID YES, I SAID GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE, SHE SAID VERLY GOOD, I SAID YOU EAT IT THEN AND SHE DID I ALMOST TOSSED MY COOKIES.:vomit:

[DanMan]

:rll: :rll: :rll:

[1buddyc]

I've heard that joke before and it is a good one, but the Vacationer was from Wisconsin, not Texas. Texans know better.....lol:cool:

[Snoman]

I've heard that joke before and it is a good one, but the Vacationer was from Wisconsin, not Texas. Texans know better.....lol:cool:



Thats not what it says^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^:rll: