ME & MY KITTY
03-21-2007, 07:03 PM
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor
arrived, examined the baby and checked his weight. Being a little
concerned, he asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed,"the woman replied. "Well, strip down to your waist,"
the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed,
kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional
and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder
this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." :banana:
the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor
arrived, examined the baby and checked his weight. Being a little
concerned, he asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed,"the woman replied. "Well, strip down to your waist,"
the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed,
kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional
and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder
this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." :banana: