Not For Everyone, Just Some Of Us.

[ME & MY KITTY]

Big Time President Bush

President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air
Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I
Could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody
very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100
bills Out the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10
bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy"

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot: " Such big-shots back there. Sh*#, I could throw all of them out
of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

If you're one of those 56 million forward this.
I'M ONE OF THOSE 56 MILLION AND I'D BE REAL HAPPY. HOORAY FOR THOSE PILOT'S.:rll: :beer: :banana:

[silver_2000]

Be careful... the admin and server owner is a conservative .... :devil

[Tangled up in 'Vitamin C']

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[blackcat]

Hmmm, I got a different version!

Big Time President Clinton.

President Clinton, Hillary and Ted Kennedy were flying on a private jet. Bill looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I Could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100
bills out the window and make ten people very happy."

Kennedy added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10
bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy"

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot: " Such big-shots back there. Sh*#, I could throw all of them out
of the window and make 156 million people very happy."


I'm just one of 156 million! :rll: :rll: :rll:

[TOOLHEAD]

I like Ms Kitty's version MUCH better... :rll: :beer:

[Snoman]

Right on BlackCat!!!!!:tu: :tu: :tu:

[Krzy Kat]

How about those two planes crash into each other?

We need NEW BLOOD :lol:

[AC-INXS]

I heard Blackcat's version,,,,,,,was funnier, and made more sense, lol

Rick - you supporting your illinois brother Obama for president?

[halicat]

How about those two planes crash into each other?

We need NEW BLOOD :lol:

then everone would be happy.....

better yet....the 2 planes collide and crash into the Canadian Parliament Building...
:devil

[KANDY KAT]

HEY RANDY,
I'M WITH YOU, A GOOD MIDAIR COLLISION WOULD GIVE US A GOOD PLACE TO RESTART!!!!
:beer:

[mopardave]

One party is as bad as the other......I see little difference. Give the pilots parachutes, and strap all the politicians in, no sense wasting a good pilot!

[ME & MY KITTY]

first who is ms kitty, second you can change the names of a joke that's just wrong, tom i'm coming up by you and turn you into a democrat,alley i like obama also, hilary for prez, obama for vice, end of story.:banana: :beer:

[halicat]

May the fleas of a thousand Hillary's infest your armpits....;-)

[AC-INXS]

:rll: May the fleas of a thousand Hillary's infest your armpits....;-)

:rll: :rll: :rll:

NO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,may those fleas and crabs infest the crouch of Rick's groin for six months to come. :tu:

:mrgreen:

[halicat]

Hillary's crotch crickets....8-)