ME & MY KITTY
03-15-2007, 03:57 PM
AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been having sex with loose
women. The priest asks, "Is that you, little Anthony Parisi?" Yes,
Father, it is. And who was the woman you were with? I can't tell you,
Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. Well, Anthony, I'm sure to
find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was
it Tina Minetti? I cannot say. Was it Teresa Volpe? I'll never tell. Was
it Nina Capelli? I'm sorry but I cannot name her. Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed. Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? Please, Father, I
cannot tell you. The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight
lipped, Anthony Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to
atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and
behave yourself.
Anthony walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
whispers, What'd you get? Four months vacation and five good leads.:beer:
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been having sex with loose
women. The priest asks, "Is that you, little Anthony Parisi?" Yes,
Father, it is. And who was the woman you were with? I can't tell you,
Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. Well, Anthony, I'm sure to
find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was
it Tina Minetti? I cannot say. Was it Teresa Volpe? I'll never tell. Was
it Nina Capelli? I'm sorry but I cannot name her. Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed. Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? Please, Father, I
cannot tell you. The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight
lipped, Anthony Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to
atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and
behave yourself.
Anthony walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
whispers, What'd you get? Four months vacation and five good leads.:beer: