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TOOLHEAD
03-14-2007, 07:34 AM
A Czech prisoner locked up on theft charges has been freed and allowed to go back home to his wife after getting a permanent erection.
The 37-year-old man was serving a six month sentence in Plzen jail in the southwest of the country - and woke wardens in the early hours of the morning complaining he had an erection that would not go away.
He told staff it was extremely painful and after prison doctors called to examine the erect member were unable to help, the man had to be taken to a specialist hospital in Prague where surgeons were forced to operate to treat the problem.

They said the man had been suffering from a rare condition known as priapism in which blood becomes trapped in the penis during an erection and can only be treated through immediate surgery, local daily Pravo reported.

After surgery however the man was allowed to go home where medical experts said he would be better off being cared for by his wife than in the prison hospital. :devil

Piddler
03-14-2007, 07:52 AM
A permanent erection would be HARD to deal with!

TooHipCat
03-14-2007, 07:53 AM
OMG...you didn't make this up Bob...did you?!:shock: :lol:

pumpkin
03-14-2007, 07:55 AM
By the way his nick name was tri pod.:nana2 :devil :banana:

pumpkin
03-14-2007, 08:00 AM
"True Friendship"
(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
just the stone cold truth of our friendship.
1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.** I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask?, "Because you are my friend".*



*Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.*

Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four!!! (don't send it back to me...I don't want to hear it!!!) And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me

TOOLHEAD
03-14-2007, 08:06 AM
:rll: :rll: :rll:

JOYRIDE
03-14-2007, 12:41 PM
Good one Norm:rll: :beer: and Bob, Hard way to get out of doing time.

ME & MY KITTY
03-14-2007, 10:10 PM
I Thought His Nickname Would Be Realrod, No That's Wrong I Meant Rod Knee.lol

Snoman
03-15-2007, 07:02 AM
I had one of those once,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Than I got married lol!!!!!

:rll: :rll: :rll: