Lone Ranger
06-12-2005, 05:09 PM
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry
groceries.
Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor?
A. One got burnt doing Pepsi, the other got burnt doing coke.
Q. What was the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor started?
A. The Ignited Negro College Fund!
Did you know they are putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
People get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson!
:roll:
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry
groceries.
Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor?
A. One got burnt doing Pepsi, the other got burnt doing coke.
Q. What was the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor started?
A. The Ignited Negro College Fund!
Did you know they are putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
People get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson!
:roll: