ME & MY KITTY
03-03-2007, 04:46 PM
A woman walks into an accountant's office and
tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says,
"Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name,
address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "what is your
occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says,
"No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". :banana:
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming
have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says,
"Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name,
address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "what is your
occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says,
"No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". :banana:
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming
have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."