Lone Ranger
06-12-2005, 04:35 PM
Here's a few more MJ's.............
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalog.
Q. How do you know when Michael Jacson is having a party?
A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.
Q. What do the Detroit Tigers and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear one glove for no reason.
Q. Why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart?
A. He heard boys pants were half-off!
Q. When is it bedtime at Michael Jacksons house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!
Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds!
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalog.
Q. How do you know when Michael Jacson is having a party?
A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.
Q. What do the Detroit Tigers and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear one glove for no reason.
Q. Why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart?
A. He heard boys pants were half-off!
Q. When is it bedtime at Michael Jacksons house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!
Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds!